2025 Week 13 Results
Scorched Earth Recap – Week Whatever, We’re Melting Edition ☀️🔥⛳
Well folks, it was approximately 3,000 degrees on the course this week — hotter than a habanero in a sauna — but that didn’t stop Chris “Inferno” Sullivan from torching his scorecard with a spicy +11 to take 1st IND. We’re not sure if he was golfing or slow-roasting himself over coals, but it was a performance that screamed “hydration optional.”
Coming in 2nd IND, George “Cool Under Pressure” Kelley carded a respectable +6, taking the win in a card-off over Mike “Blistered but Battling” Bradley. Rumor has it George iced down both his score and his socks.
TEAM CHAMPS- That’d be the blazing duo of Chris Sullivan (+11) and Lou Silva, who showed up with a chilly -2, clearly playing from a refrigerated cart and got carried to the winner circle.
2nd TEAM went to Mike Bradley (+6) and Ted Meyer (+2), who managed to keep their grips from melting and their clubs from bursting into flames.
Closest to the Pin (aka “Closest to the only breeze all day”):
Paul “I Don’t Miss” Cahill – 1’6”. The rest of us were still trying to find the green… or consciousness.
Front Side Skins ($25 each)
Chuck “One and Done” Mathieson (1)
Paul “Five Hole Fiesta” McDermott (5) – Might as well just buy stock in the course.
Covered Holes: 2, 3, 6, 8 & 9 – where birdies were flying like mosquitoes after a thunderstorm:
Hole 2: Meyer, Giffen, Lagrosso
Hole 3: Neil, Musgrove, Svirsky
Hole 6: Russo, Silva
Hole 8: Finn, Cahill
Hole 9: L. Leonard, C. Sullivan
Back Side Skins:
Ed “Still Got It” Finn (10)
Mike “Smooth Swing” Leonard (13)
Scott “Too Hot to Handle” Silvia (15)
Covered Back Birdies:
Hole 11: Finn, Silva
Hole 12: Finn, Loring
Hole 16: Mathieson, Paone
Congrats to everyone who survived. The heat index was higher than Chris Sullivan’s score, but we lived to golf another day. Same time next week – bring sunscreen, electrolytes, and maybe a lifeguard.
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