2025 Week 14 Results
⛳️ Week 14 Quota Recap – Points? Who Needs Pars? ⛳️
“The only thing lower than the expectations were the quotas…”
This week was a special kind of circus—Quota Week—where scoring +11 doesn’t mean you're lost, it means you’re unstoppable. If you like math, strategy, and wildly inconsistent golf… this was your Super Bowl.
🏆 1st IND – Steve Leonard (+11 Quota Points)
Steve Leonard decided to blow the quota system wide open. +11 points over his target—legend has it his clubs were hot, and his math was hotter. Steve earned so many extra points, he started charging interest. The man didn’t just beat the system, he bullied it.
🥈 2nd IND – Rich Walsh (+8 Quota Points)
Rich “Mr. Birdie Burst” Walsh came in second with +8, hitting birdies like they were going out of style… then promptly offsetting them with a triple or two, just to keep things spicy. A solid performance by a man who knows how to flirt with his quota like it’s prom night.
👬 1st TEAM – Phil Richie (+2) & Chris Sulmonte (+7)
Phil and Chris absolutely torched their team quota. Phil casually played like it was a practice round and Chris made sure to keep the scorecard legible and the conversation light as he lit up the scorecard and carried the duo to the winner circle.
👬 2nd TEAM – Vijay Popat (+3) & Rich Thomas (+5)
Sneaky good. They snuck past Leonard and Finnegan in a card-off on hole 1, likely because Vijay remembered to write his name in ink. Rich Thomas earned extra points and a skin, despite reportedly playing with a swing held together by tape, faith, and caffeine.
🎯 Closest to the Pin – Steve Dow (3’4”)
Steve Dow decided to go full sniper and dropped one to 3 feet, 4 inches. His ball was closer to the hole than most of your last 10 putts combined. It was so good, Dow walked off the green like he’d just ordered a martini.
💰 Front Side Skins – ($25 each, aka “Beer Money”)
Steve Leonard (2) – Winning quota points and skins? Now he’s just showing off.
Paul Sully (6) – Another chip in for Sully. I believe that is his 5th one this year.
Rick Thomas (7) – Snuck one in with the stealth of a golf ninja.
Bill Simmons (8) – Took one swing, made one statement. Legendary.
Holes 3, 4, & 9 were covered tighter than a sunburnt bald spot.
3 LIDDICK, S.LEONARD, SULLIVAN, R. WALSH
4 WALSH, SCHLOSSER
9 MATHIESON, LORGASSO, WALSH, DOW
💸 Back Side Skins – Still Valuable, Still Hilarious
Joe Logroasso (10) – Dropped a birdie and a mic.
Phil Richie (11) – Of course. That’s what he does.
12 & 13 were covered. Apparently everyone wanted a piece, so no one got paid.
12 MUSGROVE, RICHIE
13 SILVIA, RAYMO, RICHIE, LOGRASSO, LORING
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